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Name: melissa
Location: New York, United States
Birthday: 3/6/1989
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Sunday, October 31, 2004

Name :melissa

 

Age:: 15

 

Gender:: female

 

Hair Color::dirty blond blond strikes 

 

Eye Color:: green

 

Contacts/Glasses:: glasses

 

Height:: 5'6

 

Parents, Ages:: both dead

 

Siblings, Ages:: sis 15, bro 18, cuz 16

 

Pets, Ages:: 3 cats, (dranbooie (booie for short), pepperment shnobs(pepper),zambooka(booka)) named after liqours

 

Birthdate:: 3/6/89

 

Screename:: daetukourjobz

 

~FaVoRiTeS~

 

Color:: green

 

Food:: english muffin pizza

 

Singer:: briney spears (jp)

 

Band:: misfits

 

Song:: the kkk took my baby away (by the rammones) RIP Johnny

 

Movie:: Alice in Wonderland

 

Disney Animated Movie:: Alice in wonderland

 

Disney Character:: the caterpillar in alice in wonderland

 

Animal::monkey

 

Broadway Show:: little shop of horror

 

Broadway Song:: like i remeber

 

TV Show:: family guy

 

Ice Cream Flavor:: bannana

 

Place:: firemens field park!

 

Vacation Destination:: hawii

 

Clothing Store:: urban outfitters

 

Regular Store:: urban outfitters

 

Oh by the way, Hometown::jersey city nj

 

~HaVe YoU EvEr...~

 

Had sex?: who hasnt....(for 1..me...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

 

Done drugs?: pot, coke, popped many pills  (usually ADD pills)

 

Drank Alcohol?:of course...thats a stupid question

 

Gotten stoned?:plenty of times

 

Gotten Drunk?: all the time...a matter of fact...im drunk right now

 

Almost drowned?: no...but that would b funny

 

Tried to kill yourself?:uhhh no...im not a goth

 

Been in a hospital for longer than 2 days?: yea...when i was born...dum ass

 

Had a fever over 104 degrees?: dun think so

 

Fingered Someone?: SICK!!!!!never ever ever

 

Gave Someone a Blowjob?: uhhh confidentual....

 

~EiThEr Or~

 

Vanilla/Chocolate:: Vanilla

 

Rain/Sun:: sun

 

Dark/Light: sumtimes dark...mostly light

 
   

Movie/Play:: movie

 

Ocean/Pool:: pool

 

Blonde/Brunette::blond

 

Girl/Guy:: guys

 

Dog/Cat:: cat

 

Harry Potter/ LOTR:: wat the fuck is LOTR

 

Rap/Rock:: rock

 

Straight/Gay::straight all the way....kinda a homophob

 

Sneakers/Sandals::sneakers

 

Socks/Barefoot:: barefoot

 

Family Restauraunt/Bar:: bar

 

Bra/No Bra:: bra...its the onlything that makes mi boobs look bigger

 

Condom/No Condom: eighter way i get an orgazim...hehehehe

 

Briefs/Boxers:: Boxers

 

Briefs/Bikinis: now why would i wear breifs...obviously im gunna where a bikini

 

Single/Taken:id rather b taken...duh

 

~LoVe LiFe~

 

Single or Taken?: unfortuantly single

 

If taken, by whom?: hey bitch....didu see mi last answer

 

If single why?: how the fuck should i kno dunt u think if i knew i would change it

 

Ever had your heart broken?: no unlike u ppl i keep mi in a safe place in which im not likely to drop it n break it

 

What do you look for in a bf/gf?:weather or not they do drugs...if so come to me bitch and smoke me up

 

Have you ever had a bf/gf?: obviously...im not that ugly

 

Are you planning on having sex before marriage?: NO!!! ru stupid....i plan on having sex before the weeks done

 

Why?: b/c i want to...wats with all the questions

 

~RaNdOmNeSs~

 

Are you gay?: NO NO NO!!!!!

 

Do you like gay people?: eh....depends on who it is

 

Why or Why not?:b/c it does!!! now leave me alone

 

How's the weather by you?: wats it to u

 

You are stuck on an island what 5 things would u bring? cici, ciggarettes, weed, beer, aderol

 

Have you read the Harry Potter books?: uh no

 

If so what's your fave one?:  I SAID uh no

 

If not why didn't you read them?!?!: b/c im not a fag

 

Do you like elephants or pigs better?: hmmm pigs=bacon, cows=hamburgers...i pick!...my nose

 

Is martial arts the answer to everything?: WHAT the fuck kinda question is that

 

Do I have something in my nose?yea...mi finger...i mean...damnet!

 

Is there a stalker in your house, standing right behind you as we speak?: no that i kno of....

 

Do you like Mac n' Cheese?: sure if u make it  

 

True or False: This statement is false.:.......right.......false whatever buddy

 

 


YeT AgAiN At CiCiS HoUsE

its halloween...cicis not up yet

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

have no ciggs for now...getting them la8er

working at mcdonalds now...come visit me...n save me from mi boardum there

gunna get high n go trick or treating...FUN!

Poor mary got sick from aderol

went to heathers sweet 16! had thee greatest time dancing

just notest cici had stars on her ceiling

Really need a ciggarette

got no school tueday 4 election day! GO KERRY GO!!!


Sunday, October 24, 2004

hey u guys...im at cicis house chillen cuz shes sleeping and i tried to wake that fat bitch up but she wouldnt...lol....i luv u cici......its so cold outside...me n cici went out with blankets last night to smoke ciggs.......wen i woke up yesterday drunk from the night before and the i went to get high and i just got more drunk....grrrrrrrrrrrr i really was in the mood to get high.....any way i lost my poket book when i was drunk on friday so i went to go look for it but i thought i might have left it home.....then later on that night wen i was home nichole saw mi bag thrown all over the floor...but she didnt look at whos it was so she left it there...well guess wat i went to go to the spot where she found it and the only thing i found was like 3 pieces of mi homework....I LOST MI ROLLING PAPERS.....im so mad...i also lost8 bucks....mi invader zim wallet, mi bag...2 newport goodies...all mi school work....like papers....pens pencils, mi calculator,mi mirror and 8 dolla eye liner!!!!!!!!!!!!im so pissed y couldnt she pick it up

anyway i g2g

<3melissa


Saturday, October 23, 2004

 hey ppl, im at cics chillen doing stuff...not really but ok....bout to order food b/c this fat bitch (melissa) is hungry, like always....listening to sum nsync......lol nah jus playing accually im listning to the misfits...yea could u guess it is mi favorite bandd...nah thats not obvious.....any way bout to eat so peace.

<3 melissa

 


Saturday, October 09, 2004

hey guys,  ive been in jersey for about 12 hours.....its mad early:( i just woke up...i miss everyone at the park mainly cici and mary :( im going to fright feast tomarrow and today im suppose to go out with mi uncle but i dont wanna the only thing i wanna do is go home and see all mi peeps...haha i went and smoked a cigg like 5 min ago b/c no 1s home its so great.lol.i really could go for a blunt but i dont have any1 to buy from :( damn...did everyone have fun drinking last nite? b/c if i was able to stay a lil longer i would of had a great time....mi damn aunt didnt give me money at all yesterday which sux so now i cant come home and buy a pack of ciggs :( sorry i didnt get to go online last nite u guys b/c mi cousin fell asleep mad early and the comps in her room :(    

alrite ill ttyl guys im miss u,

melissa



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